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Posted - 2013.04.25 14:03:00 -
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Commissar Kate wrote:
I wish for a sandwich.
Done! A delightful plastic wrapped sandwich drops into your hand. You pull the wrapper from it savoring the scents when someone jars your arm and the sandwich drops into the mud.
I wish I liked veggies.
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Posted - 2013.04.26 13:31:00 -
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Granted. As you are sitting in an open air cafe, a mysterious person dumps a vial of fluid into your coffee. As you drink the coffee, you understand that their are unknowns in the universe that must be persued. However, as you stumble across this revelation, an ad for telemarketing imprints itself on your mind. You quit your lucrative job in the medical industry to search the fathomless unknowns in telemarketing.
I wish I could control the weather.
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Posted - 2013.04.29 15:33:00 -
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Done! Your sock begins to constrict, closing off the hole. Regretfully, your foot was still in the sock and has been crushed to uselessness. You now have a serious limp.
I wish I had attended fanfest.
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Posted - 2013.04.29 15:58:00 -
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Granted...
You sit down to a catered meal with many courses. Fancy dressed waitrons pour wine and bring platters of you favorite dishes. By the time it's all prepared, lunch time is over and you are forced to go back to work with your only lunch being a "lost forum post" sandwich.
I wish I didn't need to wish for anything.
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Posted - 2013.05.06 16:20:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:Commissar Kate wrote:
I wish I could win that Ishukone Watch Scorpion from the big lotto today.
Wish granted, but it gets popped on the delivery. I wish I had a computer that doesn't lag and DC twice during fun EVEnts.
Done! You take possession of the new HAL-9000 Gaming system but when you leave your house to run an errand, it wont let you back in.
I wish THIS friday was payday.
Red Fed Grunt.-á Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/
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Posted - 2013.05.08 16:04:00 -
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Granted! The local weather person knocks on your door and in a beam of deitific light, pronounces that the weather will be absolutley perfect.
Just not where you are.
I wish I had more coffee.
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Posted - 2013.05.14 15:40:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Granted! You have an internal nuclear fission reaction and become a whole spectrum of rays and particles traveling off of Earth and out among the stars.
(And from then on, the name "Mauisspawn" becomes a term used when people want to say "Doing something incredibly irresponsible and harmful to other people, with no apparent benefit to yourself." As in: "Man, thanks for trying to flush that dirty clogged toilet. You just mauisspawned the whole house.")
....and because you failed to make a wish, you have destroyed the time continuum. You have been made into a Panda cheese sandwich and fed to Melek D'Ivri while the CD player in your car has been changed to cassette player and all your tapes are slowly becoming Queen's Greatest Hits. Congratulations!
I wish Gatorade (G2) made a cheeseburger flavored drink.
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Posted - 2013.05.14 16:21:00 -
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Done!
Commissar Kate appears in a filmy white lingerie and prepares all your favorite dishes. In typical male stupification, you eat everything she prepares including the poison that you gave her. Now you are dead as well.
I wish I had the cake that Kate and Miz were fighting over.
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Posted - 2013.05.16 16:43:00 -
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Done!
Your hair turns platinum and your skin tone pales. Your masculine form transforms into the graceful curves and narrow waist of Lady Thegunt. Regretfully, you are also standing in public nude. You are arrested for indecent exposure and thrown into a cell with a group of scary bikers.
I wish I hadn't been eaten by zombified Miz and Kate.
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Posted - 2013.05.16 17:10:00 -
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Done!
You replace Random on the trip to hell. You will burn forever knowing that Random must make cake for only Kate.
I wish Kate was in the previously aforementioned white lingerie whilst serving her cake.
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Posted - 2013.07.10 17:27:00 -
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(Bumping for a kick start from page 10)
I wish I was back on vacation.....
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